1. Content on this site is a work of nonfiction, except in instances where I'm quoting politicians, or other newsworthy criminals.
2. Every attempt is made to ensure factuality. (Ha! Spellchecker claims that’s an actual word!)
3. All entries are self-edited: a) at times under the unfortunate influence of alcohol; b) all other times with the unfortunate lack of alcohol; c) although English is my native language, I really know nothing about it.
4. Sometimes I explain my jokes.
5. I try hard: a) not to be offensive; b) to be offensive.
6. I have a style manual somewhere, but finding it is not one of my priorities.
7. Some of the destinations are spectacular.
7. Life is brutal. Putting down the remote and stepping outside can be hazardous.