Proposed State Song of Washington
            (Please sing to the tune of WAZZU fight song.
                              Apologies, WAZZU.)


Toke, toke, toke in Wash-ing-ton State,
 Lose your mis-er-y.
 Just take a hit, both Red-necks and Gays,
 Brown-ies are best, (dude your grow-ing a breast).
So,
 Gone, gone, gone, gone, toke to the end!
 Snacks & te-quila, may-be gin!
So,
Toke, toke, toke for Wash-ing-ton State and Lib-er-ty!


  (give me a…)

 W (clap hands) H (clap) ATW (clap, clap, clap) H (clap) O(clap) ISL (clap, clap, clap) I (clap) S (clap) TEN (clap, clap, clap) I (clap) N (clap) GIN (clap, clap clap)!!1
 
1. WHATWHOISLISTENINGIN?!!2
2. Answer(s) can be found in recent news
articles. Hint: Maybe you're not paranoid.3
3. Please don’t sue me if you get audited.4
4. No I wasn’t high when I penned this.5
5. OK, maybe I had a few beers, but they know that about me (and you) anyway…6
6. Hey, how’s it going agent Mike, Dave, or John (top
three names in ‘60s according to Social Security).7 
7. Do me a favor, please, and be skeptical if my website is blamed for the next Mid-East flare up (I really doubt I have that widespread of a following). Thanks.

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